the drag queen will out

dear god, as if facebook wasn't enough, twitter is scaring the holy molies out of me, and now i am making a blog. how is anyone ever supposed to lead a normal analog life anymore?? what to do with a blog, what of mine is that relevant for others? will my inner Scrooge take over? will i offend all demographics equally, i hope? how to explain to readers that i am really a gay man trapped in the vastly superior female body??

*sigh*

second blog post pressure, fun times! how can i make myself worthy?? i've just started listing my jewelry on etsy again. too broke not too. i can afford to list 11 items total, unless someone buys something soon! (hinty hinty) here's my Etsy page.


my latest bling bling ventures entail cocktail ring clusters and sequined earrings for your fabulous inner (and outer) gay man. i do make bracelets, necklaces, key rings, wall hangings, and the odd household contraption or two as well.

i also perform the following tricks: writing, knitting, composing music, singing, acting, collage, drawing, painting, super sensitive smelling, complaining, getting fired, cynicism, and channeling occasional to frequent Tourette's (side effect of Brooklyn living). it shall be a cold day in hell when the grass is greener on my side, so until then i shall aim to make the world a sparklier, more pleasant looking place. especially since i don't know how to perfume most of the populace, shut up most random fat lips out there, and as a parent, i really should do whatever possible to not get myself in trouble with the law anymore. gotta protect the monkey from the piggies.

in lieu of my internal political rants about changing the world, i shall just post a few more recent pics of stuff. why violate my readers' ears and minds early on? best get them hooked sensorially, then crack those hard li'l heads open with my stabby, stabby thoughts....

ugh. formatting this Vlog is a Vitch!!